The Life of a Showgirl has us dancing from song to song on repeat. This much fun is going to leave us with plenty of moments to capt.ure. Showgirls always look fabulous for the camera, and every masterpiece needs a caption. We went through the album line by line to find lyrics that are as glam as our memories. You don’t know the captions of a showgirl, babe, and you’re def gonna wannna. Whatever stage you’re on, we’ve got a line for that.
Captions for Pictures with Your Showgirls
“I can’t have fun if I can’t have you.” – “Elizabeth Taylor”
“You remind me of a younger me.” – “Father Figure”
“We all dressed up as wolves, and we looked fire.” – “Eldest Daughter”
“At least you know who your friends are” – “CANCELLED!
Captions for Getting Everything on Your Wi$h Li$t
“Keep it one hundred on the land, the sea, the sky” – “The Fate of Ophelia”
“Dancing through the lightning strikes” – “Opalite”
“Boss up, settle down” – “Wi$h Li$t”
“Zero missteps” – “The Life of a Showgirl (Feat. Sabrina Carpenter)”
“I’m married to the hustle.” – “The Life of a Showgirl (Feat. Sabrina Carpenter)”
Captions for Crying Your Eyes Violet
“I swore my loyalty to me, myself, and I” – “The Fate of Ophelia”
“Oftentimes it doesn’t feel so glamorous to be me” – “Elizabeth Taylor”
“Everybody’s so punk on the internet” – “Eldest Daughter”
Captions for Being Pretty and Witty
“I heard you calling on the megaphone” – “The Fate of Ophelia”
“Thank you for the lovely bouquet.” – “The Life of a Showgirl (Feat. Sabrina Carpenter)”
“When you found me, I said I was busy. That was a lie.” – “Eldest Daughter”
Captions for Living in Fantasy
“Tell me for real, do you think it’s forever?” – “Elizabeth Taylor”
“They say I’m bad news. I just say, ‘Thanks.'” – “Elizabeth Taylor”
“Now, the sky is opalite” – “Opalite”
“Girlbossed too close to the sun.” – “CANCELLED!”
“Something wicked this way comes.” – “CANCELLED!”